I don't want to do something, if I don't feel like I can do a good job serving the material.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Don't be too full of yourself because of how people hail you. When your head is swelling, it means there is more empty space to fill in there!

Sacrifice is the surrender of that which you value in favor of which you dont

And that's why, you know, it's players like Randy Moss that unfortunately put a stain on the entire league.

The experience of bliss can be the purest one of all and therefore the closest to God.

In fifty years of covering the sport, of course Muhammad Ali is by far the dominant figure.

I have to tell you, our infrastructure, folks, is a mess. America is like a third-world country.

You write to help yourself think better, then think to help yourself write better.

One man cannot do right in one department of life whilst he is occupied in doing wrong in any other department. Life is one indivisible whole

Somewhere beyond the curtain Of distorting days Lives that lonely thing That shone before these eyes Targeted, trod like Spring.