I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

I'll never look at cake the same way again, " he whispered in her ear.

The outfit, tight in places, and loose in some, says as much in the buttons as it does in cuffs.

We will continue to deepen our engagement using every element of American power - diplomacy, military, economic development, the power of our values and our ideals.

I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job.

But I do know focusing on the exterior doesn't make me happy. If I want peace and serenity, it won't be reached by getting thinner or fatter.

Well that's the point: People don't normally take away things from films anymore. You go and see a $100 million film, half an hour later, your biggest concern is what are you going to be eating.

There's nothing more creative I'll ever do in my career than trying to make an hour of TV everyday.

I wanted to invent myself as a fictional character. And I did, and it has caused a great deal of confusion.

You follow any family around, you're going to see elation, you're going to see disharmony.

The road to riches is never straight and narrow. It can be riddled with financial land mines.