I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

You promised, Seaweed Brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!” “You’re impossible!” “Love you too!

Understand you are neither inferior nor superior

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do do it with thy might.

Tradition is what is in the heart and soul of your home, your country, and social environment. Tradition evolves, and it changes regardless of what you do to maintain it.

I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic.

For me, an actor is really, first and foremost, a person and an individual, more than they are an actor or a professional.

I've always been somebody that it takes me longer to learn things, but once I learn them... I'm like a quarterback that plays best in the fourth quarter.

Studying is also important, but we must become humans first.

You get so used to lying that after a while it's hard to remember what the truth is.

The white savior supports brutal policies in the morning, founds charities in the afternoon, and receives awards in the evening.