I don't really have a gimmick or a 'thing.' I'm one of the few artists who gets to be himself every day.

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection

Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending.

Sometimes I wish I could go back in life, not to change things but just to feel things twice

Guess you lose some & win some, long as the outcome is income.

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination.

Crazy how you gotta wait until it's dark out to see who really with you.

Over time you realize that some people just aren't worth it anymore.

Never say that you regret something, because at one point in your life, you wanted it.

Excellence is not an act but a habit. The things you do the most are the things you will do the best.

My dad and mom were in bands: the Soda Jerks, Fat Time, Girls at Play - which is a play on Men at Work.

Like manchurian candidates, we have been made into manchurian consumers, who subconsciously buy when we are triggered by our brand masters.

You don't pick your revolution. It picks you.

The older I get, the more I lose my ability to breathe.

Every American should have absolute control over his or her personal information

You have to wake up a virgin each morning.

Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, sort of the three big hitters on the Republican side.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

Without invention nothing is well-spaced.