I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

There was no need to analyze the feelings that the people caught in the commission of the amorous act, held for each other, for it was literally written in their hands.

Psychiatrists today . . . see the irrational hostility that people everywhere vent upon one another as chiefly projected self-hate.

Coming from an Asian culture, I was always taught to respect my elders, to be a better listener than a talker.

Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

I work for posterity, these things requiring ages for their accomplishment.

For a Christian, Jesus is the unique and only way that God has fully revealed himself. For a Jew this cannot be.

For an apple you can't reach up and pick, you have to climb that tree; the tree won't bend down for you!

Nothing says spring like hand-cut flowers.

I think it is important to approach others comfortably. Instead of blaming others (for not having any friends), try looking back at yourself first.