I don't know what she's thinking, but I'm thinking how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to decide who belongs where.

There is no such thing as magic, " she told me. "You can b e l i e v e all you want, but it's never going to do you any good. Nobody flies. We only fall

Sometimes my entire life has felt like one long exercise in lowering my expectations.

As long as you have hope, you can survive any harsh condition.

We have less reason to be surprised or offended when we find others differ from us in opinions because we very often differ from ourselves.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.

Creativity is the defeat of habit by originality.

I do not believe that Donald Trump is a member of the Alt- right.

My style is ghetto chic. I love tacky jewelry, mega heels, high-waisted shorts, catsuits.

Getting trapped back in the '80s, it's almost like a comic nightmare, which for me is a very real nightmare. Every time I flip through the cable, I have flashbacks.

If my wife hears one more report that I'm joining Hillary's campaign I'm going to have to go in the Pundit Protection Program.

I was born two months early, and everyone had given up on me. But my mother insisted on my life.

Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't have believed it.