I don't have any system. I dictate a lot, through a machine, and I also have a secretary. But I used to type just like everybody else.

Every Superstate has one iron rule: logic is an enemy and the truth is a menace.

We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think.

There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on.

In almost everything I've written there is a thread of this: man's seemingly palpable need to dislike someone other than himself.

Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man, that state is obsolete.

Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.

I found that it was all right to have Martians saying things Democrats and Republicans could never say.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

for civilization to survive, the human race has to remain civilized.

Coming up with ideas is the easiest thing on earth. Putting them down is the hardest.

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He's such a dragHe's not insaneIt's just that everybodyHas to feel his pain.

I didn't always want to be a dad.

Hanging out with politicians and corporations is very unhip work. But I think that the U2 audience have turned out to be incredibly subtle in their understanding.

So, rather than trying to humbly mix with the rest of the world, we are forcing ourselves upon it. We seem to create conflicts with everyone.

The essence of style is a simple way of saying something complex.

To have knowledge and to know are two different things, and one is possible without the other.

I have no better way of knowing if a man is for God than if he likes to say the Hail Mary and the Rosary.

In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.

The United States wants to be part of the solution to its problems and not, in part, the maker of their problems.