I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought I could bring something to, I would love to do that.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't.

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

in my darkest hour she answered my call without resentment or guilt, without hesitation

Our prayers for others flow more easily than those for ourselves. This shows we are made to live by charity.

I'm as good as I can be right now, i don't see anything that I need to really change or do differently. I'm on top of my game.

I think I was well brought up, for my father and mother were of one mind regarding the care of the family.

Teach and practice, practice and teach - that is all we have; that is all we are good for; that is all we ever ought to do.

I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus's show 'The New Adventures of Old Christine.' That made me laugh out loud. She's like Lucille Ball. She's brilliant.

It took so long to make it in America. The year I arrived was a bad year for women singers, the record company told me. So I starved. I lived in a hotel so dreadful I can't even talk about it.

If ever the Divine appeared on earth, it was in the person of Christ.

I know that when I am up for it I will, and when I’m not in the mood to, I don’t make myself feel badly over it.

In the whole history of this country, we have probably won more friends from the power of our example than from the power of our military.