I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Caesar's messengers didn't go round the world saying, 'Caesar is lord, so if you feel you need to have a Roman-empire kind of experience, you might want to submit to him'.

People are going to break promises, and they will have every right to till the point you realize that you don't change plans based on someone else's words.

His eyes, if anything, gleamed even more bright, having found the treasure he sought.

You must have faith in God.

I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.

I guess, we were people who just dedicated to trying to get better.

You are judged on your last game no matter how many you have banked.

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.

All things change, nothing perishes.

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.