I don't do camps. Camps are for kids. I don't sleep in tents or roast marshmallows. I certainly don't tell ghost stories or own a sleeping bag. But I do work hard every single day.

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

If you're not willing to go too far, you'll never go far enough in life.

When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art.

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.

Never piss off a gangster.

Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day.

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

I understood that the man I was calling for could never ever come back. Because I understood that the man that I was calling for was dead.

If you're really tired, I could put you to sleep," he said. "Tell you a bedtime story." She looked at him. "Are you serious?" "I'm always serious

Look not at what is contrary to propriety; listen not to what is contrary to propriety; speak not what is contrary to propriety; make no movement which is contrary to propriety.

Vanity bids all her sons be brave, and all her daughters chaste and courteous.

It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket.

I was really disappointed that Warner Bros. didn't think highly enough of my film or my filmmaking to ask me to make the new Superman.

He who commands an Apollo flight will not command a second one

When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.