I don't believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn't been told about it. It's like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn't been told it existed.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

The truth is that Oxford is simply a very beautiful city in which it is convenient to segregate a certain number of the young of the nation while they are growing up.

Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

Emotion has its place, but it must not interfere with taking the appropriate action.

People will always reveal themselves to you. Read the signs and know when to let go.

The Jews were God's chosen people.

I am too much in love with my lies and hypocrisies not to confess them fervently.

I've been in just about every situation as a player and coach and manager. I've been in the playoffs, World Series, and I know how to get there.

There are many in the Church as well as out of it who need to learn that Christianity is neither creed nor a ceremonial, but a life vitaly connected with a loving Christ.

The march to freedom is irreversible.

Possibly the most interesting first impression of my life came from the world of dreams.

Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure: where your treasure, there your heart; where your heart, there your happiness

Donald Trump does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.