I didn't say I liked it Harry. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Prose: words in their best order

The ability to close sales effectively has never been confined to the last few moments of the conversation.

There are no new inventions, only new discoveries.

It now becomes clear why the Bush Administration has been vigorously opposing congressional hearings. The Bush Administration has been engaged in a conspiracy of silence.

I know everything except myself.

A reward once given becomes a right.

How the hell can you play here?

Such is the supreme folly of man that he labours so as to labour no more.

I'm from the South. I'm a Southern Baptist. I have a conservative point of view. I'm a Republican.

I myself won't do anything, but I won't stop anyone else from acting.