I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning.

Theatre sports is the best improv training period

Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday.

I'm an actor first and foremost, who happens to do improv. I've also done sitcoms, I've done stage.

I like to be left alone when I'm not working.

I'm just happy that a couple folks still know my name, and that I'm still able to sell out venues when I perform live.

I was teased horribly as a child and beaten up a lot.

I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense.

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?

Work is the thing that happens around the game time.

I want the single player experience.

While photography is the easiest medium in which to be competent, it is the hardest in which to develop an idiosyncratic personal vision.

America's problem is too much political correctness.

The more women looke in their glasse, the lesse they looke to their house. [The more women look in their glass, the less they look to their house.]

In any situation you can think of, impatience is a source of weakness and fear, while patience represents substance and strength.

I combine aspects of many styles of music and create my own musical forms by way of electronic instruments.

People have a whole lot more choices than they've had in the past, and I have only earned the right to be considered - every day I have to earn the right to be chosen.

I love you," you said, simple as anything.

A lot of people on Capitol Hill don't want to talk to me.

Oh, my mom. She's one of my biggest fans.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.