I did what I had to do. Now he's motivated.""Yeah, sure, motivated to s**t his pants maybe, " Luke pointed out.

I did what I had to do. Now he's motivated.""Yeah, sure, motivated to s**t his pants maybe, " Luke point out.

I offer no apologies to those whom I may have rendered uncomfortable with my open and honest assertions. The truth is often harsh and uncomfortable to embrace.

One day I have a revelation. ‘I think we’re actually quite compatible, ’ I tell him. ‘You’re irritable, and I’m irritating.

I create my own heartbreaks!

You know, I love traveling and I love being exposed to different cultures, but really it's the people that I've met along the way, not the places I've been, that have opened my eyes.

Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.

Love cannot be measured by its duration.

What makes man most unhappy is to be deprived not of that which he had, but of that which he did not have, and did not really know.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

In the case of the Indian villager, an age-old culture is hidden under entrustment of crudeness.

It is my contention that no other invention of man has brought greater chaos to humanity than the practice of religion.