I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

It is not where one is, but in what direction he is going.

I'm an actor, not a star. Stars are people who live in Hollywood and have heart-shaped swimming pools.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

So much leather inside my car my horn moos.

It is better sometimes not to follow great reformers of abuses beyond the threshold of their homes.

For the last five or six years the most important thing in my life has been my family.

There's not even real *popularity* at my school." "That," Coli said emphatically, "is a sentence that has only ever been spoken by popular people.

We do our work for Jesus and with Jesus. It's not a matter of praying some times and working others. We pray the work.

From the moment I walked into the White House, it was as if I had no privacy at all.

The aim of science is always to reduce complexity to simplicity.