I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Thinking of a series of dreamsWhere the time and the tempo flyAnd there's no exit in any direction'Cept the one that you can't see with your eyes

Women who marry for money and Men who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.

I haven't celebrated coming in No. 2 too many times.

Never concede to evil.... When we concede to evil, even in a small way, we feed it, and it grows stronger.

. . . men seldom risk their lives where an escape is without hope of recompense.

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

[Maxine Waters] was kind enough to join us here at our studios in Washington, D.C., in advance of women's march in Washington in which she will be participating.

I couldn’t sleep for two years, they tried to break my nerves. They used a lot of psychology to brainwash.

It's okay to be kind of looking for what you want and trying out all kinds of different ideas and different course work, etc.