I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.

You want to be happy? You want to be well? Then put your boots on.

... there is a whole hell of a lot of knowledge about the (expletive removed) human condition that we are not ready for.

I always say that my success has been three parts support and encouragement from my amazing network and one part piss and vinegar.

Rather be a thin dog free, than to be a fat one chained

When I live each day so well, I will have no regrets when tomorrow never comes.

In expression of Fatherhood I evolve to become - all I was destined, to be.

If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

Well, being the youngest child and frail, I was left alone a great deal of the time.

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors.

I bought almost every single thing that I furnished my house with at the Salvation Army in Hawaii. All second hand. Some of them are kind of retro, and some of them you'd never know.

Never saw one worth a damn.

While the things I do kill me, they just tell me to relax