I count my blessings far more than I count my money.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Give into love or live in fear.

It seems only yesterday I used to believethere was nothing under my skin but light.If you cut me I could shine.

A brand new mediocrity is thought more of than accustomed excellence.

The 'working poor,' as they are approvingly termed, are in fact the major philanthropists of our society.

The object . . . is to discover methods of condensing information concerning large groups of allied facts into brief and compendious expressions suitable for discussion.

Russia was a slave in Europe but would be a master in Asia.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

Home would not be home to me without a lawn, and if there are, as I've recently read, twenty-five million home lawns in the United States, at least fifty million other Americans must agree with me.

Shall we go dance the hay, the hay? Never pipe could ever play Better shepherd's roundelay.

And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.