I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

We must realise that cognitive hygiene is as important subject as oral hygiene for healthy and happy existence.

Sometimes your disappointments make you a stronger person for the future.

Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Freedom is.

I want to give producers more financial security.

War is not a thing one wants.

When you start separating people from their rivers, what have you got? Bureaucracy!

The senses, being the explorers of the world, open the way to knowledge.

The Sound of Music' did more damage to the industry than any other picture. Everyone tried to copy it. We were the biggest offenders.

A single man of one, only pebbles can be moved, but many men together, stands no mountain that can't move.

We know less about the sexual life of little girls than of boys. But we need not feel ashamed of this distinction; after all, the sexual life of adult women is a 'dark continent' for psychology.