I can think of endless horrible things to do to people!

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

The good life doesn't knock on the door. Joy is a job.

Judge behavior, not motives.

There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted.

Creativity is the work of your hands or the work of your tongue so you have to be careful what you say because it would cost you big time.

My hope for this country is that we remain a people who value freedom, who have the courage to face the realities with faithful hearts instead of anxious ones.

There is no way to penetrate the surface of life but by attacking it earnestly at a particular point.

I have no plans for the money but it'll be awfully nice to have it.

An inch in a man's nose is much.

The definition of a gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.

If the work is going well and it's something that has value with some meaning to it, it gives back a lot.