I can handle Glory." "Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory." He shut up. Which is probably about the only smart thing he can do, Claire thought.

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do forlove.Myrnin.

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing, " Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

...Here, beast, you shall be the chairman, and mind you call us to order." He leaned forward and dropped the cat on the empty seat.

...Defeat appears to me preferable to total Inaction.

Man is the only animal on earth intelligent enough to invent God and foolish enough to believe in Him.

Managers maintain the present while leaders create the future.

I don't listen to the radio in the car, and I do that because I don't want to be influenced.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

As long as it's a world, it has laws. Why, I don't know, it's just the way it is. In Nirvana, there are no laws.

Chin up, shoulders back. Let ‘em know you’re here. #ProudOfWhoYouAre

A love story - your own, or anyone else's - is interior, hidden. It can never be accurately reported, only imagined. It is all dreams and invention. It's guesswork.

Matthew Broderick and Megan Mullally were unbelievable to work with in 'How to Succeed.