I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

It is often the case with finer natures that when the fire of the spirit dies out with increasing age the power of the intellect is unaltered or increased.

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.

Women with low self-esteem love bad boys. Women who have work to do love bad boys. Women who love themselves love good men.

An overly pragmatic attitude is not productive on the long run.

Men have scars, women mysteries.

Inthehistorian'sview biography isa kindoffrogspawn it takes ten thousand biographies to make one small history.

I don't have to be what you want me to be.

I know some really outstanding Turkish journalists, and have been pleased and honored to be able to join with them a few times in their courageous protests against state terror and repression.

Envy, though not the greatest sin, is the only one that gives the sinner no pleasure at all, not even fake and temporary satisfaction.

Food is a coping mechanism; people are afraid of giving it up because then they'll feel confused and lost.