I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I know what it's like to have a power no other cat understands. It's the loneliest feeling in the world.

Lets stop worrying about future and lets start enjoying the present.

Haven't you ever wanted something you couldn't have?

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

In urban America, you do not so much meet a romantic partner as inherit the product of someone else's romantic crimes.

I consider myself a blue-collar actor, just chugging away.

We have to admit that there is an immeasurable distance between all that we read in the Bible and the practice of the Church and of Christians.

You know something? I'm decent! There isn't a great deal of decency in the world, especially in our business, and I'm one of the few really decent ladies around.

If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would be only you and your memories, the choices you've made and the people you've touched.

Civilization is paralysis.