I am convinced that human history has not yet begun, that we find ourselves in the last period of the prehistoric.

The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom spun too fine.

General, your tank is a powerful vehicle it smashes down forests and crushes a hundred men. but it has one defect: it needs a driver.

I got fed up with being in bands. I spent a couple of years touring the country in a smoked filled band, doing lots of drugs and being really unhealthy.

Segui il tuo corso et lascia dir les genti. (Follow your road and let the people say).

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Be of good courage, my son, and remember that the best men always make themselves.

I make no complaint. I am a writer. I do not accept my condition; I will strive to change it; but I inhabit it, I am trying to learn from it.

Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it "The No Fact Zone.

In short, Roberto privately concluded, if you would avoid wars, never make treaties of peace.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.