I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

If we are worried about the future, then we must look today at the upbringing of children.

Just as smiles often follow tears, the sun rose full and bright on the morning..

Friendship is the pleasing game of interchanging praise.

I didn't date for my entire teen life - it just wasn't on my mind.

Donald Trump is a serial philanderer, by his own admission.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

To possess another language is to possess another soul.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

Salt is born of the purest parents: the sun and the sea.

People say all lives matter. And that's true, but it's just black people that are getting shot in the back running or choked to death for having cigarettes or playing their music too loud.