I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence

Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Bugatti than on a bicycle.

Bad luck either destroys you or it makes you the man you really are.

Greatness is a journey that begins with the impossible and turns in to the unforgettable.

My killer instinct is so strong that lions call me to take lessons.

Bad things happen, it's your job to overcome them.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

Don't wait for miracles, your whole life is a miracle.

No free government can stand without virtue in the people, and a lofty spirit of partiotism.

The post-war "publish or perish" tyranny must end. The profession has become obsessed with quantity rather than quality. [...] One brilliant article should outweigh one mediocre book.

Sometimes rules are there to save your life.

Take care of what is difficult while it is still easy, and deal with what will become big while it is yet small.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

There are two types of teachers. Those who tell you what you want to hear and those who tell you what you don't want to hear.

At the centre of Christianity is community; we are gathered by the Lord around the altar.