I am a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas.

A Good artist has less time than ideas.

Entertainment is in art like color in pictures.

Entertainment and art are not isolated

What I'm working on is for people to be able to say that Kippenberger had this really good mood

Assuming roles is something that simply won't work for me, since I don't have a style. None at all.

My style is where you see the individual and where a personality is communicated through actions, decisions, single objects and facts, where the whole draws together to form a history

I'm not interested in provoking people, but only in trying to be consoling.

Entertainment and art are not isolated. Entertainment is in art like color in pictures.

An artist who opposes himself still has the best chances to reach some result.

You really can't bring about anything new with art

Every relationship that we have with people today is either lifting us up or dragging us down

Everything can be heard in the garden of a quiet mind.

People dreaming, economists steals their dreams and politicians kills it

To wait - only to wait - without even the final merciful deprivation of hope.Sometimes I think that some secret court must have tried and condemned me, unheard, to this heavy sentence.

The problem with the war in Iraq is not so much the intelligence as the stupidity.

If you wou'd have Guests merry with your cheer, Be so your self, or so at least appear.

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

He who does not stretch himself according to the coverlet finds his feet uncovered.

Our players are mad, but it's good mad.

I'll always be the catman.