I always assumed it owed more to the fact that he didn't like me.

Self-pity is egotism undiluted, after all—self-centeredness in its purest form.

Yes, my dear child, monsters are real. I happen to have one hanging in my basement.

That's a stupid question, ' said Malachi. 'Because he didn't warn him. He didn't warn anyone.''No, it's a philosophical question, ' Kearns corrected him. 'Which makes it useless, not stupid.

They say no one knows the Bible better than the devil.

I am the President of the United States of America, clothed in immense power! You will procure me these votes.

There is a difference between a private devotional life and a corporate one. Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa.

If you're smart you're just gonna be all about the work. But as a young person, you want to going out to clubs and doing all the stuff. I'm just glad I survived it.

When it gets a little hard to care, just think about Him hanging there.

I didn't grow up eating meat - I was a vegetarian until I was 18.

When I was much younger, I sometimes felt rejected by feminists because of an image that I sold because it paid the bills. Any fool could tell my hair is dyed.

Working hard becomes a habit, a serious kind of fun. You get self-satisfaction from pushing your self to the limit, knowing that all the effort is going to pay off.

Life is about making right things and going on.

Seriousness is a sickness; your sense of humor makes you more human, more humble. The sense of humor - according to me - is one of the most essential parts of religiousness.

The butcher seldom sees much interest in allowing the herd to be armed.