I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.

I learned in an extremely hard way that the accountability falls with me.

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

Loving Jesus is what's most important to me. I know it sounds hokey, but it's the truth.

I think it's really terrifying that a country based on the foundations and ideals of God, is now systematically removing God from everything. Everything!

I don't think Warren Buffett should be the treasurer or whatever. Warren Buffett's nuts! Just because he's a freaking billionaire doesn't mean he has common sense.

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me.

If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country.

My life is God's life in me for Him to do with what He wants.

I've been to MTV and all of that worldly stuff. It's death. It's meaningless.

In 2002, in this country, there was an observation that for the first time in America, more kids were actively pursuing skateboarding than baseball.

I sometimes wake in the early morning & listen to the soft breathing of my child & I think to myself, this is one thing I will never regret & I carry that quiet with me all day long.

Before you ask God for more blessings, try to first thank Him for all your past and present blessings in your life.

The word 'star' doesn't mean an awful lot to me. 'Good actor' and having the respect of one's peers means more.

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

I would like to be in a superhero movie where I do martial arts.

You're going to go to stillness. When that happens, the world collapses. There is no time, no space, no viewer, no viewing, no object in view.

I think Obama is handling his image very well, but I think he lacks boldness.

I believe in Judaism, I was raised a Jew, I'm happy to be one - or proud to be one.

There are only three things in the world, one is to read poetry, another is to write poetry, and the best of all is to live poetry.