Human beings are millions of things in one day.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.

It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.

People who logically examine their relationships cannot sustain them. Two bodies, two minds, two emotions can never fit perfectly.

I needed to decide if I would still worship God if he allowed Matt to lose his eye.

They want us dead, ' said Bond calmly. 'So we have to stay alive.

Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people - your family, friends, and coworkers, and even strangers you meet along the way.

What can you do, playing against eleven goalposts? (after 0-0 draw at Anfield)

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

Boxing is entertainment, so to be successful a fighter must not only win but he must win in an exciting manner. He must throw punches with bad intentions.

I read everything by Ian McEwan, he is so elegant. I love reading anything about Shakespeare, too. He is my first love. If I had a time machine, I would be hanging out with him.

My autobiography is one of the truest, most frankly written books ever published in the western hemisphere.

Yoga has spread harmony between man and nature. It is a holistic approach to health and wellbeing.