How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. How do you get away from it? Improvise.

Big Government is erecting a panopticon state - one that sees everything, and regulates everything. It’s great “customer service,” except that you can never get out of the store.

Big Government is the small option: it's the guarantee of smaller freedom, smaller homes, smaller cars, smaller opportunities, smaller lives.

But, once you get a taste for shutting people up, it's hard to stop. Why bother winning the debate when it's easier to close it down?

The spirit of the age is: Ask not what your country can do for you, demand it.

Question: How much do you have to invest in the future before you've spent it and no longer have one?

LBJ held up Detroit as a model of what the Great Society could accomplish. He was right.

There may be many things wrong with the United States but only a blind fool who hasn't been paying attention for the last twenty years would hold up Europe as the alternative.

Those who can do. Those who can't form a supercommittee.

The Democratic Party is uniquely virulently racist and pro-slavery to a degree unseen anywhere in the English-speaking world!

The long-term cost of a welfare society is the infantilization of the population.

A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.

I am a great husband because I am very afraid she may kill me

Psychopaths know the technical difference between right and wrong - which is one of the reasons their insanity pleas in criminal cases so rarely succeed they just fail to act on that knowledge.

I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?

My main concern when travelling around the world is finding a place to skateboard!

There is so much blood on this chicken-killer's hands, a little more on his business suit won't hurt.

Rather than understand the original cause-a thought-we try to change the stressful feelings by looking outside ourselves.

I’ve since come to understand that the universe operates on the same general equilibrium theory as markets.It never gives you something without making you pay for it somehow.

Men's hearts ought not to be set against one another, but set with one another and all against evil only.

I promise everyone who comes to Ukraine can see a beautiful country.