How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

Tradition is the albatross around the neck of progress.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?

I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.

His eyes spark with revolutions, enlightened trickery and unconditional affection.

Some people might enjoy drain water if they were told it was vodka.

Employers need to recognize that the world has changed and there are people who would like to help them provide solution in ways that are new, modern and that add value to companies.

I compare it to being in a car accident. There's so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you don't remember any of the details.

There is a kind of success that is indistinguishable from panic.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

Caution is an important quality in a leader, but it has to be caution followed by decision. Caution followed by ambivalence can be a weakness.

Luck is just bein' prepared at all times, so when the door opens you're ready.

No crime has been without a precedent.

I had my one guest star on The Flash, and that became several guest stars, and then they mentioned this new show.