Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.

If you do not prepare now for the Afterlife, then when will you do so?

I prefer to be noticed some day, first for my ideas and second for my good eye.

You can be in a crowd full of friends and be miserable because you're alienated. The ego alienates.

I've been playing the bad guy in the last seven or eight projects I've done. I like it. It's a lot more interesting! Being the good guy gets a little stale after a while, you know?

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.

God keeps the entire Universe in order, and still finds time to take a personal interest in you and me.

In an ever more open world, building peace through dialogue is no longer a choice but a necessity!

["John F. Kennedy" movie] was just really clever storytelling.

A mermaid found a swimming lad, Picked him up for her own, Pressed her body to his body, Laughed; and plunging down Forgot in cruel happiness That even lovers drown.