Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

With God, a mountain before me is soon to be a memory behind me.

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.

When my young men began the killing, my heart was hurt.

Only when inspired to go beyond consciousness by some extraordinary insight does beauty manifest unexpectedly.

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

Liars are experts in chopping logic and missing the truth slightly - 'Did God say not to eat from any tree?' In order to pin a liar down, words must be defined in the most careful manner available.

In the middle of it all, pause and look around you. Appreciate what’s beautiful. Take in the love. Nod to what’s good and true. And then move forward one step at a time.

There are so many of us that just do things to pay bills, but I never wanted that to be me.

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.

With Maurice suddenly going, I realised... I think I've matured. I don't take things lightly any more.