He would, wouldn't he?

My life has been one long descent into respectability.

I am notorious. I will go down in history as another Lady Hamilton.

Oh captain my captain

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.

The hard time is when people remembers you, because you need to be with them and its easy when they forgets you.

I am fascinated by Spinoza's pantheism, but admire even more his contributions to modern thought because he is the first philosopher to deal with the soul and the body as one, not two separate things

No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after all, is to live long and die young.

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

The cloudy weather melts at length into beauty, and the brightest smiles of the heart are born of its tears.

The dead elm leaves hung like folded bats.

I have 5 teenage daughters, and I learned the hard way - it's difficult to talk to any person under the age of 25 without the presence of a cell phone.

I'm not God, but I am something similar.