He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

In the end, it's not what we keep our children from that will save them. It's what we put into them in the first place.

I have never been convinced there's anything inherently wrong in having fun.

As nice an offer as that was, I'm afraid I'm not interested.""I see the job as your only chance for survival.

[A] view of the world is nothing more than a set of beliefs, a way to freeze the world in our mind. … [T]his can never match Reality, … because the world isn't frozen.

I love love stories, no matter how dark.

We hear nothing so clearly as what comes out of silence.

God has sometimes converted wickedness into madness; and it is to the credit of human reason that men who are not in some degree mad are never capable of being in the highest degree wicked.

I always brought up my children not to believe in Mothers Day gifts, and now I regret it.

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.