He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead.

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.

What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.

If God had consulted me before embarking on the Creation, I would have suggested something simpler.

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

The future will be what you contribute to and create.

Don't think you have to be solemn to meditate. To meditate, well, you have to smile a lot.

Love knows no answer for it does not question.

I'm not like a car you can fix up. I'm never gonna run right" Bella

Rejoicing and repentance must go together. Repentance without rejoicing will lead to despair. Rejoicing without repentance is shallow and will only provide passing inspiration instead of deep change.

I started skiing around the same time as I began playing the piano, at around four, before moving to the violin at five.

A woman only obliges a man to secrecy, that she may have the pleasure of telling herself.