He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.--Havana Red

One of the biggest mistakes one could make in life is to desperately force someone to love oneself. Without a doubt, its longevity would have the same fate as hoping to live on earth forever.

Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.

You don't apologise, ' (Deacon) said, pressing a kiss to my greasy head, unlocking best friend status.

The devil's name is dullness.

Teaching was the most pleasant thing I did.

The primary function of government is to protect the minority of the opulent from the majority of the poor.

I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose. I am the klutziest person on the planet. It's easy for me.

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

I'm a journeyman actor, and I don't ever want to forget that. With romantic-lead dreams.

Stones have been known to move and trees to speak.