He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

There’s an infant part in our souls which longs for the lullaby truths of life every night for a tranquil slumber.

At the other end of the room the three old men discussed infirmities

Why are you lying to me? I'm so tired of people lying to me. Do I not deserve the truth? Do I look like someone who can't handle it?

I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions.

Every kid I knew had a father with a little stash of men's magazines which the father thought was secret and which the kid knew all about.

I was quite surprised how easily people wanted to pigeonhole things I've done.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

an imitator is always a poor example.

I love cats. I've had cats as pets.

Most of these people who are celebrities now don't do anything to deserve it, so by that fact alone, I don't want to be one.