Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

Knowing trees, I came to realize, understand and appreciate the act of patience.

We have unfinished personal business I do believe.” He smiled. “And I do love to make you blush.”

Life is short, do not hesitate!Enjoyed and lived Now because Yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is only an illusion!

Every parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection.

It's all positive energy from me, man.

If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.

My family is very theatrical.

It's difficult to judge other actors, because as an actor you're looking at different things than what an audience is looking at.

When I start to write something, I suppose I want it to change me, to make me into something not myself.

The weirdest love stories are always the best.