Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

In the cold dark days of the winter, dream about the flowers to get warmed up!

If a good face is a letter of recommendation, a good heart is a letter of credit.

One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.

Paper money has had the effect in your State that it ever will have, to ruin commerce, oppress the honest, and open a door to every species of fraud and injustice.

We'd even devised the Buffy scale of life relationships: you start off wanting Xander, spend your twenties going out with Spike and setttle down with giles.

It was not meant that the soul should cultivate the earth, but that the earth should educate and maintain the soul.

If Twitter, Youtube & Facebook will be honest; if they'll stop being so immoral, stop attacking families, we'll support them

For the most part, I feel really comfortable with what I've given to the people. I want to give it to them again.

The most beautiful sight in football is too watch Manchester United chase a game.

I so wanted to perform, and I grasped every opportunity.