Happiness is wanting what you have.

Love is cheap. You can buy it anywhere. Lives are cheap. It's money that's dear. You have to work days and sit up nights thinking how to make money.

Gravity Falls has transformed the children of America into an army of Dippers. I couldn't be more proud!

Indulge, and to thy genius freely give, For not to live at ease is not to live.

The best way to avoid danger is to meet it plump.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Genius does not need a special language; it uses newly whatever tongue it finds.

The slogan used to be 'Populate or perish'. We can now see that it is more like 'Populate and perish'. A sustainable future has to be based on stabilisation of both population and consumption.

Escaping goblins to be caught by wolves!” he said, and it became a proverb, though we now say ‘out of the frying-pan into the fire’ in the same sort of uncomfortable situations.

Most of us are about as eager to change as we were to be born, and go through our changes in a similar state of shock.

You are running to seek your friend. Let your feet run, but your mind need not.