Gynaecologists are very smooth indeed. Because they have to listen to woeful and sordid symptoms they develop an expression of refinement and sympathy.

The only similarity between the car and the human body is that if something is seriously wrong with the design of the former you can send it back to its maker.

The modern haematologist, instead of describing in English what he can see, prefers to describe in Greek what he can’t.

For many doctors the achievement of a published article is a tedious duty to be surmounted as a necessary hurdle in a medical career.

It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery.

Despair is better treated with hope, not dope.

Too often a sister puts all her patients back to bed as a housewife puts all her plates back in the plate-rack-to make a generally tidy appearance.

If art is not a medicine for the society, it is a poison.

Morals are in all countries the result of legislation and government; they are not African or Asian or European: they are good or bad.

Embrace your inner lunatic.

I have always espoused chastity except when one can no longer resist the temptation.

I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first.

I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress; anything in between just looks weird.

The main purpose of Social Security is to redistribute wealth, to make an increasingly large number of Americans dependent on government for their basic needs in their retirement years.

It is perfectly American to be wrong.

Mind's requirements and expectations cannot be fulfilled. Existence has no obligation to fulfill mind's requirements and demands. You have to accept existence as it is.

Work-life balance is one of the biggest misconceptions people have.