Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.

When superstitions enter the world of imagination, then intelligence and science become fiction.

For it's Tommy this an' Tommy that and "Chuck 'im out the brute." But it's "Savior of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot.

Whenever people are being intellectually dishonest in debate, it is an implicit concession they have lost the fight

In Hollywood - and indeed, the world - a lot of women only think about themselves in the context of men. It's truly sad.

Profiles aren't journalism.

Love life. Engage in it. Give it all you've got. Love it with a passion because life truly does give back, many times over, what you put into it.

Intelligence is required to be able to know that a man knows not.

Are you capable of risking your life for someone? Do it for Christ.

Midterm elections for first-term presidents are notoriously difficult.