Golf is the only game that pits the player against an opponent, the weather, the minutest details of a large chunk of local topography and his own nervous system, all at the same time.

Unfortunately in today’s world a liar seems to be more reliable than a truthful honest man.

No one belongs when they are new to this world. All children are Changelings.

Our loss put six feet under ground Is measured by the magnolia's root; Our gain's the intellectual sound Of death's feet round a weedy tomb.

You cannot beat the clock. My advice is to grab your moments of grace and enjoy them while they last.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

Men are intrigued by anything they do not completly control.

Kindness and faithfulness keep a king safe, through kindness his throne is made secure.

For perfect hope is achieved on the brink of despair, when instead of falling over the edge, we find ourselves walking on air.

I remember having 100 views on a video and being like, "I don't have a hundred friends." So that was a moment.