God's nothing more than a twelve-year-old kid with an ant farm. He's always watching, but He's never gonna do anything.

Practice makes perfect, but it doesn’t make new

though aging reduces speed, it increases experience and understanding

The ghosts will eat everything because the bellies of ghosts want the whole world, just to fill one tiny corner.

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat and to drink and to be merry.

The biggest embrace of love you'll ever make is to embrace yourself completely. Then you'll realize you've just embraced the whole universe, and everything and everybody in it.

Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For, those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow. Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.

I mean I have had a very combative relationship with critics because I'm very impatient with people that don't give my work the respect I feel it deserves.

No matter who you are, how much money you make, or what kind of clothes you are wearing, CrossFit will force you to come face-to-face with your imperfections

The audience should feel they are hearing the future, that is arriving just on time.

John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.