God needs blood to fix the universe, but only his own blood had enough magical power to do it, so he gave himself a body and then killed it.

Reason bases its decisions on evidence available to everyone, and allows people to disagree when evidence is lacking. Religion will never do that.

The Christian religion is so manifestly contrary to the facts, belief in it can only be held with the most delusional gerrymandering imaginable.

Christians always write to me threatening me with Hell. Strange how they think this vindicates them and their religion. Threats are the hallmark of a wicked creed.

My message is that happiness is the first principle of life. But you must choose it. We all have pain, but suffering is a choice. You can be happier if you make some changes in your life.

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

Passionate jealousy is not a good foster-parent for prudence.

Don't cross the bridge til you come to it.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

Not the stars, not the farthest solar systems, not the millions of different species of animal life, but the child is the greatest of God's creations.

You never forget the people who were kind to you in childhood, do you, sir?

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

There is no such thing as several Romanias, but only politicians who divide Romania depending on the interests of their parties and their clout.