God is not all that exists. God is all that does not exist.

Life is a series of sensations connected to different states of consciousness

Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love.

Art is the accomplice of love.

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

Man associates ideas not according to logic or verifiable exactitude, but according to his pleasure and interests. It is for this reason that most truths are nothing but prejudices.

A definition is a sack of flour compressed into a thimble

Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time

Art is the accomplice of love. Take love away and there is no longer art.

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.

Knowledge has its end in itself, apart from any idea of life and propagation of the species.

I am the best in baseball.

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.

Most people think small, because most people are afraid of success, afraid of making decisions, afraid of winning. And that gives people like me a great advantage.

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

I enjoyed being President.

With directing, you have to know what you're doing, but you have to actually be able to control what's going on.

Take advantage and control the moment. Don't let the moment take control of you.

I'm still amazed at how much people are willing to humiliate themselves to be on TV.

Yeah, writers do hate writing.

We want to tell people how great Islam is yet we are not great Muslims.