God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

I ransack public libraries, and find them full of sunk treasure.

Set forth no limits, keep in mind that your potential is boundless.

After all, 'I've been thinking' meant she had previously identified the parameters and analyzed all the branching considerations.

I never seem to have any level of restraint with you, woman.

Most books fail, not so much from a want of ability in their authors, as from an absence in their productions of a thorough development of their ability.

I'm divorced and have a son and a grandson and it is a problem being away most of the time. Living as I do, if I had a wife and children I think it would be really hard to do.

The moment you come to a passage of scripture and say, "Oh, I know this one already," you're in deep trouble.

I know music is subjective.

And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong

To die at the command of another is to die twice.