From the economy to national security to government ethics, the Republican nominee promised once-in-a-lifetime change if he is elected Nov. 8.

The era of resisting big government is never over.

If Al Gore loses his brazen attempt to win on the dimples, one reason will be that he finally convinced enough Republicans to fight like Democrats.

When Republicans are down, in disarray, feeling blue, they turn to a tried-and-true elixir, sort of a Doctor Feelgood medicine for them. It's called tax cuts.

In case you didn't know, ethanol is made by mixing corn with your tax dollars.

Americans do not like long wars with indecisive outcomes.

Larry Summers is to modesty what Madonna is to Chastity.

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Discover the Bible for yourself.

the harsh truth of every relationship, even between those who love each other, like fathers and sons and daughters, or husbands and wives, is that the love is always unequal.

I tend to like the most basic pieces with the perfect fit and fabric, like a simple tank.

You must ingratiate yourself with those who can help you. Flatter them to their faces. Praise them to others who will carry your words back to them.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

I don't even think you know how great you really are. I believe in you.

Washington and New York, two primary targets for Al Qaeda.

Indeed, the whole human species is endangered, by nuclear weapons or by other means of wholesale destruction which further advances in science are likely to produce.

I know what I’m doing. I know I’m shocking you.